Things Our Children Know


•    No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
•    When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
•    If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
•    Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
•    You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
•    Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
•    Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
•    You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
•    The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandma’s lap.

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