(Now, now, all in fun….)

How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
One—since his or her hands are in the air anyway.

How many TV evangelists?
One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation…

How many German Reformed?
CHANGE??

How many Neo-evangelicals?
No one knows. They cannot tell the difference between light and darkness.

How many Dispensationalists?
Two—one to change the bulb and one to keep the promises to the old bulb.

How many Episcopalians?
None, they assume darkness is the nature of the bulb and it would be harmful and disrespectful to violate the personality of the bulb.

How many Arminians?
Only one, but first the bulb must want to be changed.

How many Modern Evangelicals?
It doesn’t matter as long as we love each other.

How many Atheists?
One—but they are still in darkness.